Here at Untethered Realms, we're taking on the Challenge as a group. Each day, one of us will be sharing with you a teaser from one of our books...except that today has a peculiar twist to it.
Welcome to the A to Z special edition of Tuesday Tea!
What's in a word? More than meets the eye if Jezebel's in charge! It's R day and our mischievous vixen wanted to challenge each of the Untethered Realms members - after they've imbibed some of her special blend of punch, of course. The R words below were given to her victims for definition with, uh, unique results. And the actual definitions? See for yourself how well our lovely contestants did. Not too well, I'd say, but they look like they're having fun over at the bar!
Angela Brown
Racemiferous – “An
amorous race of tree elves bent on turning all humans into their sex slaves."
Actual definition: bearing clusters or bunches
Actual definition: bearing clusters or bunches
Gwen Gardner
Ramentum – “When your momentum is so great that you just have to ram into the back of
someone.”
Actual definition: chaffy scale on plants
Actual definition: chaffy scale on plants
River Fairchild
Rifacimento – “A magical pepper commonly substituted for the Pimento pepper in
Underworld recipes. A favorite ingredient in Jezebel’s concoctions. Not
recommended for human digestive systems. Produces severe side effects, both
physical and mental.”
Actual definition: recasting of a literary or musical work
Actual definition: recasting of a literary or musical work
Jeff Chapman
Rittmaster – “Derives from the Old High German writtershreckermeister, the master of the writtershrecker. A writtershrecker is an extinct creature with the head of a rat, the body of a squirrel, and the tail of a beaver. Chiefly nocturnal, it lived a semi-aquatic life in castle moats, preying on anyone drunk or stupid enough to fall in. Its origin is unknown, assumed to be the work of a witch or alchemist. Hunters specializing in exterminating the beasts were known as writtershreckermeisters. The modern term now applies to rat exterminators.”
Actual definition: a captain of cavalry
Actual definition: a captain of cavalry
Ellie Garratt
Roborant – “When a robot has lost its temper and tells anyone within earshot or receiving
range why it's angry. A human can be also be described as having a roborant when
they become annoyed or frustrated with an automated appliance such as a food
replicator.”
Actual definition: strengthening drug or tonic
Actual definition: strengthening drug or tonic
Cherie Reich
Rooirhebok – “The battle cry the ice giants give before fighting in
Ragnarok. In their language, it means "Down with humans."
Actual definition: reddish South African antelope
Actual definition: reddish South African antelope
M. Pax
Roup – “Is a
seal performance. That's seal with a small s not a capital one. When they bark
and clap their fins, that's a roup.”
Actual definition: poultry disease
Actual definition: poultry disease
Christine Rains
Ructation – 1. “The art of painting your truck with either your dog's likeness or
in a style your dog enjoys.” 2. “Taking dictation from a dominatrix, and you
must get it perfect no matter what she's doing to you at the time or else
you're punished further.”
Actual definition: the act of belching
Actual definition: the act of belching
Graeme Ing
Rummer – “a
clan of moonshining goblins that spend their days brewing rum, smuggling it to
other races and laughing when its 250 proof liquor puts them under the table.
The act of this hyena-like laughter is colloquially known as rumming. Waking up
in a ditch with a hangover is referred to as being rummed."
Actual definition: large drinking-glass
Actual definition: large drinking-glass
Catherine Stine
Rutilant – “Rutilant describes the angular digging activity of the long-clawed
native ice dragons that live in the perma-frost of Europa. Discovered in 2127,
they were named after Russian born biologist, Astronaut Antony Rutilant in
Earth’s second global mission to that planet.”Actual definition: shining; glowing ruddily
T. F. Walsh
Rabulous – “Rabulous is when someone describes something so
amazing, it puts people in an animated state whereby they froth at the mouth
with excitement. People who don’t froth at the mouth during such an event are
referred to as “rab.””
Actual definition: scurrilous
Word definitions courtesy of Phrontistery
The virtual punch bowl is flowing! Have a glass or two...after you've signed the standard waivers, of course.
The contestants definitions have infinitely more class and charm than Phrontistery (which sounds like an accountant's name to me). I hope they have left some punch for me.
ReplyDeleteThe punch bowl never empties, EC. No worries there. ;) Yes, their definitions have much more charm!
DeleteAbsolutely hilarious!
ReplyDeleteEverybody had fun with it, Christine!
DeleteHahahaaa....thank for the morning laugh!!!! Good One!!
ReplyDeleteAlways happy to give someone a laugh first thing in the morning, Cathrina! :)
DeleteHey, River!
ReplyDeleteNice to Jezebel up to her old tricks! LOL..... Thanks for the smile. I need it on this freezing day in Chicago! Maybe Jezebel can administers some of her "Tea" to calm these damn winds down!
Hi Michael! Sorry about the lousy weather...but do you REALLY want Jezebel to muck around with the atmosphere? *shudder*
DeleteYour wonderful words, River, and Jezebel's delightful punch -- they'll always get the party started!
ReplyDeleteJezebel is a hit at every party, isn't she, Ron? No gathering is worth attending if Jezebel isn't there...at least according to her. ;)
DeleteI think the made up definitions were way more fun than the real ones. Especially the last one. It had a one word definition. Why not just use that word??? =\
ReplyDelete~Patricia Lynne aka Patricia Josephine~
Member of C. Lee's Muffin Commando Squad
Story Dam
Patricia Lynne, Indie Author
I agree, Patricia! The made up ones should be in a dictionary!
DeleteOh my! Such creative spirit-inspired definitions from Untethered Realm contributors. Cool words too. It's always nice to run into new potential words to include in writing.
ReplyDeleteJezebel likes unusual words, Stephanie! They add to her mystique. ;)
DeleteWhat a great way to start my day. :)
ReplyDeleteGlad to have brightened your morning, Mary!
DeleteI think we drank too much of the punch. ;)
ReplyDeleteI concur, Cherie. Waaaay too much punch!
DeleteThis was great!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dixie! The group really came up with awesome definitions.
DeleteThose were hilarious! Jeff's was so involved. I like Gwen's - when driving, I often want to ramentum.
ReplyDeleteHi Alex! The participants came up with some wild answers and made this so much fun. Yes, Gwen's was the perfect definition for driving during rush hour. ;)
DeleteNo thanks to the punch. Did that once. Still have the warts. However, I'm taking notes on the words and their definitions.
ReplyDeleteBut, Lee, you gotta admit the warts added character to your profile!
DeleteLots of fun definitions here. I like the made up ones better. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Jean! Made up definitions are usually much more fun than conventional. :)
DeleteThese are awesome... made me laugh. Great post.
ReplyDeleteThanks, TF! This was fun to do. :)
DeleteOK these are too funny! The elves one made me laugh out loud as well as the typical long German word. I like Rummer:)
ReplyDeleteAlways happy to bring laughter into someone's life, Birgit! Glad you enjoyed them. :)
DeleteHaha! This was awesome, except mine is totally lame. Meant to change that. Well, I totally enjoyed everyone's definitions. Thank you Mistress Snark and Jezebel!
ReplyDeleteNot lame at all, Gwen! In fact, Alex made a point of singling yours out. It is the perfect rush hour traffic word. ;)
DeleteHi River - I sign the standard waivers and will be back to read properly - these are such fun .. and so very clever - mind you Jezebel has her charms .. love her drink too .. cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteHi Hilary! Your waivers have been filed and your cup filled with punch. :)
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